Circuit Court Sacramento
1930 H Street/20th
Oh the coveted title
of "best burger"!
are heated. Debates revolve around the grinding of meat, the shape
the patty, the cost/benefit ratio. Reader-eaters, I submit to you that
there is no such thing as the best burger, no combination of meat and
bun that is universally and undeniably above all others, even though
papers from coast to coast all claim their city has one. See, the best
burger in the world is a personal thing. To borrow obnoxious Microsoft
language, it's more like "MY best burger." It's the burger
that speaks to me and my particular tastes and prejudices. Finding
best burger, well, it's like falling in love. You think longingly about
it when you are with other, lesser, burgers. You introduce your friends
to your best burger, and they like it, they like it a lot, but they
truly appreciate it like you do, embrace its appealing foibles and
recognize its innate superiority. They don't look at it lovingly before
I've found my very
own best burger and no, that's not a sunburn — it's the rosy glow
Meats. Sounds rather industrial, I know. To be fair, they have pretty
much dropped the "freezer" part of their name, but I like the
sound of it, and I don't think they would deny their wholesale past. I
also like the "Nationwide" part. It reminds me of that ZZ Top
The menu at NWFM says
"French Ground Steakburger Cheese." It also mentions fries,
shakes of various interesting flavors, and, I believe, even sandwiches.
But the "French Ground Steakburger Cheese" is what you want
to focus on. It comes in a double, and even an awe-inspiring quad. If
you are anti-cheese you could get it without, I suppose. Cheese-skippers
should steer clear of my house, however. I don't trust you people.
of the name, I pictured some kind of fancy French grinding going on in
back, some secret technique handed down through generations of European
butchers, but the "French" actually refers to the bun! They
say it's a French roll, I have my doubts, but whatever it is, it's KEY
to the success of this top-notch burger. Clearly, the crafters of this
delight have a sound understanding of the vital role played by the bun.
How many burgers might have achieved real greatness, if not for this weak
link? The bun must do its job! It must support the burger structurally,
until the juicy end. Yet it must not be dry or hard. The bun should be
tasty, but not a show-stealer in terms of flavor. And don't even talk
to me about focaccia. A fine bread, I'm sure, but used as a bun? Puh-leeze.
In functionality and taste the NWFM bun surpasses all others. This bun
is the perfect frame for a true masterpiece. The meat is great. Joe isn't
the only one who grinds his own chuck daily. Very tasty. It's the right
thickness: hearty and hand formed but not rotund. There are no decisions
to be made on your part about degree of doneness, something that I am
grateful for. You get all the fixings: lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion,
"sauce." The mustard is in big squeeze bottles on the table.
If you ask, they bring ketchup: it's served in little Dixie cups, kind
of like JELL-O shots.
clientele has a savvy look about them - the place is filled with construction
workers and mail carriers, well known as the pilot fish of primo lunch
spots. And then there are the semi-unemployed, like me, and the productive
members of society, like non-profit Liz, who started this whole affair
by whispering, "mmm....steakburger cheese..." in the middle
of our Tuesday night GIS class, causing the stomachs of the entire class
to rumble in unison, and our professor to duck under a table for fear
place couldn't be more unassuming. For months, I thought it was an office
building that just happened to post its hours of operation prominently.
Inside, the decor is minimal and odd: Marilyn Monroe paraphernalia is
sprinkled about, and there is a fabulous portrait of a very beefy steer,
topped by a pair of real horns, which I openly covet. Perhaps it used
to be a copy shop — it's still got the fluorescent lighting, dropped
ceilings, and indoor/outdoor gray carpet. But we all know that when it
comes to love, looks aren't everything.
Magistrate Louise at firstname.lastname@example.org